SOUTHBY ALLOTMENT TENANTS ASSOCIATION

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9 Apr 2014



Allotment Holder Requires Work, Any Handyman Jobs welcomed
Services covered.
Grass Cutting
Hedging
Rotavating of Plots 
Ground Clearance
Paths Cut
Shed/Greenhouse erecting
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Contact Dave: (Home): 01635 846882 /Mobile: 07768 171124
                                                                      


 NOAH TODAY
 
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In the year 2014, the Lord came unto Noah,
 who was now living in Somerset and said:
"Once again, the earth has become evil
 and I see the end of all flesh before me.  Build another   Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.."  He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have 6 months to build the   Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."4521B67E85904198B287FC4511F9F50D@LizVista
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no
   Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain!  Where is the  Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."6A225EE26F844F36BE6D4CB105317F18@LizVista
"I needed a Building Permit."
 
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"I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector
about the need for a sprinkler system.."
 
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"My neighbours claim that I've violated the
Neighborhood By-Laws by building the
   Ark  in my back garden and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Local Planning Committee for a decision."
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"Then the Local Council and the Electric Company demanded a boat load of money for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the
   Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it."
 
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"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl.  I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!"
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"When I started gathering the animals the RSPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space."
 
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"Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the
   Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood."
 
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"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew."
 
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"Immigration are checking the Visa status of most of the people who want to work."
 
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"The Trades Unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with ark-building experience."
 
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"To make matters worse, the Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."
 
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"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this
  Ark."
 
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"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky."
  
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Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
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"No," said the Lord.
" The Government beat me to it."

2 Apr 2014

Better Late than Never  here are the
         2013 Sata AGM  minutes
(please click here to view AGM minutes)

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